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Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
TIPS FOR CHEATERS
Haya tena Cheaters ,Zingatieni hayaa
Everyone is bound to cheat on their spouse one time or another. Chance comes to all. Opportunities abound for all to seize. Admittedly, cheating is sweet (stolen bread is sweet). While some will try to remain faithful, a lot more will cheat as the physical attraction wanes. Long term relationships get boring with time. The one-time sweetie will turn sour and will be a big turn off. They just lose that magic that would makes the sparks fly and the heart race like a formula one car.
Cheating brings back that energetic spark in ones life. Cheating is inevitable. To cheat is human not to be caught is divine. Here are a few rules to help you as you cheat.
0. Never ignore your spouse's call when you are out with your lover, much more, never switch it off or cut the line when she calls you.
1. Always let your lover know about your marital status. If you hide your status, your lover might surprise you at a very awkward time.
2. Never promise marriage to your lovers. You can only do so when your spouse passes on.
3. Avoid falling in love with your lovers (this is hard). If you notice that you are falling in love get another lover. If you do fall in love with your lover your spouse will know very fast because it will to show.
4. Be sweet to your spouse when you are cheating. If your spouses demands something, give it to them without being irritated even if it means getting them the moon. Check Nakumatt or Duty Free Shop at UNON or Village Market as they may just be having a promotion for those who want to get the moon for their spouses .
5. Avoid keeping contact details of your lovers anywhere near home.
Phone numbers in diaries or email addresses on receipts is a no no. If you have business cards use these instead and keep them at the office.
6. Never switch off your phone or be protective of it when at home. If a call or an sms comes let your spouse answer the phone for you. You have to tell your lovers not to call you when you are at home. Try to use the company phone for those important calls.
7. Never raise your spouses suspicion. If you say you are going to see a friend that the spouse knows make sure you see the friend first and then proceed to see your lover then return to your friends house, if it is the bar return to the bar. If you lie about being in a certain place and you are not there when a follow up is made then you are screwed.
8. Never let your spouse know all your sources of income. Always maintain a secret account, A sort of CIA operations Account. You need it to finance you covert operations.
9. If you are going to be in a public place always go with a wingman (or
merchie) who is not married.
10. The only time you ever admit cheating is when you are caught red handed. All other allegations "kufwa na no", whether you have cum on your slacks, lipstick on the collar or a used cartridge in the jacket or in the car.
11. Always destroy incriminating evidence before going home. This might include erasing (some) call records, going to the gym to sweat off the sweet perfume. If you drink always rinse off you privates with a beer (preferably the smelliest drink you can find) if you going home drunk.
You might just black out in the matrimonial bed smelling of cheap Condoms from Nakumatt (its unmistakable) . Remember to always have perfume or deodorant in your car or office make sure it is the same fragrance as the one you regularly use.
12. Whatever you do never neglect your spouse. if you need to buy your lover a RAV4 make sure you get your wife a better SUV such as Honda or anything better than what you get your lover.
13. Never slacken your game in bed (remember a good Whiskey such as Gleinfidic Single Malt,JD or Gold Label helps). Even if you are from having a sex festival with your lover, always do a repeat performance at home. You might need to act a little to pull it off though.
Good luck and, you didn't hear it from me.......... ........ and please, don't print this email
kithuraah wa kaumo
Everyone is bound to cheat on their spouse one time or another. Chance comes to all. Opportunities abound for all to seize. Admittedly, cheating is sweet (stolen bread is sweet). While some will try to remain faithful, a lot more will cheat as the physical attraction wanes. Long term relationships get boring with time. The one-time sweetie will turn sour and will be a big turn off. They just lose that magic that would makes the sparks fly and the heart race like a formula one car.
Cheating brings back that energetic spark in ones life. Cheating is inevitable. To cheat is human not to be caught is divine. Here are a few rules to help you as you cheat.
0. Never ignore your spouse's call when you are out with your lover, much more, never switch it off or cut the line when she calls you.
1. Always let your lover know about your marital status. If you hide your status, your lover might surprise you at a very awkward time.
2. Never promise marriage to your lovers. You can only do so when your spouse passes on.
3. Avoid falling in love with your lovers (this is hard). If you notice that you are falling in love get another lover. If you do fall in love with your lover your spouse will know very fast because it will to show.
4. Be sweet to your spouse when you are cheating. If your spouses demands something, give it to them without being irritated even if it means getting them the moon. Check Nakumatt or Duty Free Shop at UNON or Village Market as they may just be having a promotion for those who want to get the moon for their spouses .
5. Avoid keeping contact details of your lovers anywhere near home.
Phone numbers in diaries or email addresses on receipts is a no no. If you have business cards use these instead and keep them at the office.
6. Never switch off your phone or be protective of it when at home. If a call or an sms comes let your spouse answer the phone for you. You have to tell your lovers not to call you when you are at home. Try to use the company phone for those important calls.
7. Never raise your spouses suspicion. If you say you are going to see a friend that the spouse knows make sure you see the friend first and then proceed to see your lover then return to your friends house, if it is the bar return to the bar. If you lie about being in a certain place and you are not there when a follow up is made then you are screwed.
8. Never let your spouse know all your sources of income. Always maintain a secret account, A sort of CIA operations Account. You need it to finance you covert operations.
9. If you are going to be in a public place always go with a wingman (or
merchie) who is not married.
10. The only time you ever admit cheating is when you are caught red handed. All other allegations "kufwa na no", whether you have cum on your slacks, lipstick on the collar or a used cartridge in the jacket or in the car.
11. Always destroy incriminating evidence before going home. This might include erasing (some) call records, going to the gym to sweat off the sweet perfume. If you drink always rinse off you privates with a beer (preferably the smelliest drink you can find) if you going home drunk.
You might just black out in the matrimonial bed smelling of cheap Condoms from Nakumatt (its unmistakable) . Remember to always have perfume or deodorant in your car or office make sure it is the same fragrance as the one you regularly use.
12. Whatever you do never neglect your spouse. if you need to buy your lover a RAV4 make sure you get your wife a better SUV such as Honda or anything better than what you get your lover.
13. Never slacken your game in bed (remember a good Whiskey such as Gleinfidic Single Malt,JD or Gold Label helps). Even if you are from having a sex festival with your lover, always do a repeat performance at home. You might need to act a little to pull it off though.
Good luck and, you didn't hear it from me.......... ........ and please, don't print this email
kithuraah wa kaumo
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
JINSI YA KUPAKA MAKE UP USONI.
Tunapenda sana urembo hasa wa uso lakini kuna mambo muhimu ya kuzingatia ili kupendezesha uso wako na kuonekana unavutia zaidi popote utakapotokelezea na watu wakasema waoohh you look gorgeous.
Sasa leo nimekuja na TIPS chanche za kukufanya wewe uonekane mrembo zaidi kila wakati .
2. FOUNDATION
Chagua faoundation inayoendana na rangi ya ngozi yako,
foundation ndo ya kwanza kupaka usoni kwako ili kuziba vidoa doa vilivyo kwenye ngozi ya uso wako ,paka kwa kutumia brush maalum ukianzia katikati kwenda chini na juu.epuka kuanzia kwenye pji la uso yani nywele zinapoanzia kwani itasbabisha mlundikano.
3. POWDER
Paka powder inayoendana na ngozi yako juu ya foundation,hakikisha unasambaza uso wako wote pamoja na sehemu za shingo ili rangi iwe sawa na uso. kwa kutumia spounge au brush inayohusika.
4MACHO
.uso wako ukiwa tayari ,andaa vifaa kwa ajili ya macho yako na nysi zako ambazo zitakua tayari zimechongwa vizuri,hapa inahitajika wanja brown/ mweusi ,eyeliner na eye shadows chagua rangi ianyoendana na ngozi yako au inayoendana na nguo utakazovaa ili kuleta maana.
chora vizuri nyusi zako kwa wanja wa brown , na upake eyeliner juu ya kope zako ili kuzipa rangi,then ndo unakuja kuweka eyeshadows ,ni vizuri kupaka eyeshadow za unga kuliko za maji .yani namaanisha kavu au za vumbi.
Sasa leo nimekuja na TIPS chanche za kukufanya wewe uonekane mrembo zaidi kila wakati .
1. USO -
osha uso wako kwa maji ya uvuguvugu na sabuni. kausha vzuri na kitaulo laini.
kama unatumia cleanser yoyote ni vizuri zaidi kuondoa uchafu kwenye uso wako kwa kutumia pamba na baada ya hapo osha tena uso wako kwa maji tuu ya uvuguvugu na ujikaushe.
2. FOUNDATION
Chagua faoundation inayoendana na rangi ya ngozi yako,
3. POWDER
Paka powder inayoendana na ngozi yako juu ya foundation,hakikisha unasambaza uso wako wote pamoja na sehemu za shingo ili rangi iwe sawa na uso. kwa kutumia spounge au brush inayohusika.
.uso wako ukiwa tayari ,andaa vifaa kwa ajili ya macho yako na nysi zako ambazo zitakua tayari zimechongwa vizuri,hapa inahitajika wanja brown/ mweusi ,eyeliner na eye shadows chagua rangi ianyoendana na ngozi yako au inayoendana na nguo utakazovaa ili kuleta maana.
5.LIPS
kama ni mpenzi wa lipstic za mafuta anza kwa kupaka lipshine ili uweze kulainisha lips zako then paka lipstick yako kulingana na rangi ulioichagua then paka na lipliner pembezoni mwa lips zako ili kuwekea ukingo.na kama ni mpenzi wa lipstick kavu haina haja ya kupaka lipshine paka lipliner yako then paka lipstick yako rangi uipendayo .
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| LIPSTICK KAVU . |
Baada ya kufuata hatua hizo tano hapo juu mdau wangu utakua tayari kwa mtoko wako .
ZINGATIO
Katika upakaji wa foundation na Powder unatakiwa uzingatie mda sababu kuna foundation nyingine ni kwa ajili ya mchana na nyingine ni kwaajili ya mitoko ya usiku hivyo basi ni muhimu kuzingatia na kuwa na make up ya mchana na ya usiku kuepuka mchanganyiko.
NB baada ya kumaliza shughuli zako hakikisha hulali na makeup yani wakati wa kulala hakikisha unanawa uso wako vizuri au unaweza futa kwa kutumia make up removal.
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AHSANTENI WADAU..
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